Seen at Proleptic:
Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, payed me a visit. As we were talking I mentioned that I had recently installed Windows XP on my PC, I told him how happy I was with this operating system and showed him the Windows XP CD. Suddenly he threw it into my microwave oven and turned it on. I became very upset, because the CD had become precious to me, but he said: 'Do not worry, it is unharmed.' After a few minutes he took the CD out, gave it to me and said: 'Take a close look at it.' To my surprise the CD was quite cold to hold and it seemed to be heavier than before. At first I could not see anything, but on the inner edge of the central hole I saw a inscription, an inscription finer than anything I have ever seen before. The inscription shone piercingly bright, and yet remote, as if out of a great depth:Also, here's a whole net subculture I'd never heard of: Bill Gates is Dead.12413AEB2ED4FA5E6F7D78E78BEDEA40EE10E510CC98D444AA08E1324
'I cannot understand the fiery letters,' I said.
'No but I can,' he said. 'The letters are Hex, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Microsoft, which I shall not utter here. But in common English this is what it says:'
One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them,
One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them