$newsid = ''; ?> This has to be the dog island of fourth quarter 2003: Marry Your Pet, "the pet and people wedding specialists". (Via Reenhead.)
Hello my future girlfriend [beware: sound]. As funny as his site is, I'm more struck by his hair. The coolest elementary schooler I know, a kid who's already playing a guitar in a rock band and will be a major ladykiller as soon as he can stop talking to everyone he meets about Flash programming, wears a mullet too. Do I spot a trend? That does not bode well for the future of male fashion. (Via Excitement Machine.)
300+ proofs that God exists. (My friends who believe in God should not click here, please!) Some of these are serious, but others are near misses. For instance, nos. 12, 174 and 227 approximate what I recall learning as "Pascal's wager" but none is quite on the mark. (Via LinkMachineGo.)
Saddam Guevara. A while back I mused on the kitsch value of one of Saddam Hussein's ubiquitous portraits; some wag evidently thinks the same way. But then, Saddam is a boon to Photoshoppers everywhere.
SWAT Hand Signals (e.g., "Oops, I Think He Was On Our Side").