My next life
Things I'll be able to do in my next life if I'm a good boy in this one.
- Sing in harmony.
- Talk to girls when I'm still a teenager.
- Dance.
- Walk and chew gum at the same time, guitaristically speaking.
- Drive a standard. In Mexico City or Bombay.
- Get up in front of a class and teach.
- Run a marathon.
- Write a good chapter, maybe a good book.
- Have two or more first languages.
- Get by on four hours of sleep.
Things I'll miss being able to do in my next life if I'm a bad boy in this one.
- Play three chords on the guitar.
- Talk to girls when I'm their daddy.
- Pogo.
- Walk. Chew.
- Drive an automatic. Take a bus in Mexico City or Bombay.
- Sit in a class and learn.
- Walk all morning and still feel like walking all afternoon.
- Write a good paragraph.
- Have two or more second languages.
- Get four hours of sleep.