Indecisive cootie catcher
I'm sure you remember those folded-paper fortune-telling devices known as "cootie catchers".
My girls are cootie-catcher crazy at the moment, so when they asked me to make one for their collection, I labeled it appropriately for my personal decision-making style.
"Dunno", "Beats me", "Who knows?", "Can't be ruled out", etc. I suppose there'll be hell to pay when they get around to asking it questions.