$newsid = ''; ?> I got this in an autoreply e-mail message the other day.
Complete Sabbatical Notice:
No internet, telephone, energetic or physical associations will be permitted -- sands have frozen. All soulular children and associations are lovingly released to tread their paths of each individual directive. Please do not attempt to contact me. My apologies for any inconvenience you feel this may incur in any way.
And while I'm on the subject, here's my latest favorite spam teaser.
Subject: Give the awesome goodie of time!